- At the concert last night, needtobreathe was playing one song and Ash commented on "You know what this song needs?? A VIOLIN." So naturally, he broke down and started playing the air violin. Yes...AIR VIOLINING. The best part, however, is that while fake playing a non-existent violin, he made sound effects. And they sounded exactly like this..."Wakka, wakka, wakka, wok." Which is exactly the opposite of how I envision the violin sounding. Great work, Ash. Stick to your day job of...whatever it is, you do. Map-making?
- Laura told us stories of her kindergarten classroom. All I took away from it:
- She uses the bathroom in her classroom for the first few weeks of school and then no longer does, because the kids have peed and pooped all over it
- She routinely lies to her children and tells them that a stuffed owl, named Ethel, watches over them and reports back to her. And they are so brainwashed that when someone calls over the intercom, they think it's actually Ethel speaking to them
- She routinely lies to her children and tells them that a stuffed owl, named Ethel, watches over them and reports back to her. And they are so brainwashed that when someone calls over the intercom, they think it's actually Ethel speaking to them
- A youngster, named Sammie, in her class lost a tooth last year and asked "Why is is that when you lose a tooth, you just don't feel like the same guy anymore?" Philosophical, Sammie. Poor fella - good luck with your first crush in middle school...
Another Carrie Underwood sighting on CMT.
BBQ time. And I'm still wearing my wristband from the House of Blues. Dave 1. Ash 0.
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